MR drinks wine daily…that’s not the problem. The problem lies in his lack of pouring prowess which leaves rings of wine on the porous counter tops and white kitchen table. So he’s a little messy when he pours his RED wine, because the boy don’t drink the white stuff…at least then it would only be a sticky ring and not a red one that seeps into the surface.
He just doesn’t wipe the rings away. He simply turns a blind eye to them and leaves them for me. Which I have scrubbed away because 1. I want my deposit back and having red wine rings on the counter tops kinda hinders that prospect and 2. It’s my kitchen table which I would prefer to not have to sand and re-paint due to a knuckle-dragging roommate!
Aside from the wine, he has monopolized the washer and dryer for the past four days. I came home Sunday night and he had 3 normal sized towels sitting in the washer that he had washed in HOT water on the LARGE load setting. Yesterday morning, he re-washed the towels. Those towels sat in the washer until yesterday evening when he come home from work and then put them in the dryer. Where are those towels today? Still in the dryer.
I would love to find my own place getting out of here, which would be especially funny since all the furnishings are mine except for his bedroom. No more wine glasses to drink his wine in, no more corkscrew to open his wine, no more microwave to explode things in and walk away, NO MORE washer and dryer to monopolize…
But my conscience would not allow me to deceive anyone into moving in with this Neanderthal. However, if I could fully disclose his behavior, and someone was still willing to take my place on the lease…Oh the dream sequence is starting 
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gloria // June 7, 2009 at 12:42 pm |
I want to kill my roommates.
I’ve lived with them a little under two weeks so far and one of them happens to be one of those drunk party girl types.
Comes drunkenly home some nights and pours pineapple rum all of the floors. Drunkenly tries to clean up the mess but once something else catches her attention she’ll leave the papers on the floor and wander off.
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theroommatechronicles // June 13, 2009 at 8:04 pm |
Gross!!
That’s a shame that you’ve only lived there for two weeks and your roommate didn’t even try to allude you with a good impression.