My last post discussed how MR left for Memorial Day Weekend with the trash can full. He came home Monday. It is now Thursday, and the trash still hasn’t been taken out. Once again, the lid is no longer closing because it is piled too high. He has continued to add to the trash despite the fact that it is already full.
I refuse to take it out even though I can’t stand it. However, I am tempted to take the trash out and remove the can from the kitchen and let it become a free-for-all.
I came home early from a work trip today, only to find him home. Wow, what great hours the Navy has to have leave for the whole 3-day weekend and then an additional day during the week following!
He maintains his physique with boat loads of supplements…some questionable…like ones that say “DO NOT SHAKE, HIGHLY SENSITIVE,” “NO WAIT TIME, DRINK IMMEDIATELY AFTER MIXING,” and others that say “Contains TESTOSTERONE”.
Ingesting all of these things and then some on a daily basis makes him a Human Combustion Chamber. His hypothalamus is all jacked up and he continues to abuse it. Everything he takes not only throws off his internal thermostat, but makes him an insomniac. To have an exorbitant amount of energy with which to work out, his daily cocktail consists of anabolic psychoactive mix, amino-vital energy mix, Hydroxycut Advanced, Emergen-C packets, in addition to the over-the-counter allergy meds and 5-hour liquid energy shot he consumes. Is it a wonder that with all of these “energy” charged products that he needs sleeping pills and still CAN’T sleep?
No wonder he feels like he’s melting if the thermostat isn’t set to 63 degrees…because his hypothalamus is no longer functioning. It also explains why he jacks the thermostat up to 80 degrees in the winter so he’s not cold when he gets out of the shower. I think if you require such luxuries you should have your own place or at least another steroid addict as a roommate.
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